女服務員的態度
有一天，一个订机票的客户很不满女服务员的态度，于是打电话去给该公司的总经理报怨。客户：总经理啊！你知不知道你们公司的服务员态度很差啊！总经理：----应该不会吧？客户：不然你自己假装是客户，打电话去不就知道了？总经理觉得有道理，于是就打去了，果然，那服务员态度真的很差，所以总经理生气了。总经理：妳知不知道我是谁啊？敢这样讲话？服务员：我怎么会知道你是谁啊？总经理：我是总经理！服务员：哦！原来你是总经理哦！那你知不知道我是谁？总经理：不知道！妳叫什么名字？服务员：还好不知道----！于是服务员赶紧把电话给挂了。
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赚钱好“鬼”难....
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Im BACK TOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo BLOGG!!!
HELLO ALL,MISS ME???NW IM BACK~!!SO LONG NO UPDATE MY BLOG CZ ALL TIME ON DOTA WITH FREN.
SO MANY THING HAPPEN TIS YEARS LIKE OUR KING OF POP:MICHAEL JACKSON DEAD...SAD.HIS SONG SO NICE EXSPECIALY BEAT IT,THRILLER,YOU ARE NOT ALONE N MORE.........HE CN DANCE WELL TOO,HE CR8 ALL THE DANCE HIMSELF LIKE THE FAMOUS MOONWALK....
XX TODAY,ME PLAN TO GO GURNEY WATCH IEC AGE 3D VERSION,BT TOO BAD THE TICKET SOLD OUT,HAIZ....SO CHANGE PLAN TO WATCH HARRY PORTER AND THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE.TIS STORY BEGIN TAT HARRY SIXTH YEARS IN HOGWARD(THE WIZARD SCHOOL)HARRY HAS BECOME STONGER WITH AN OLD POTION BOOK TAT BELONGS TO "THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE",HARRY IS ABLE TO INCREASE HIS MAGICAL KNOWLEDGE AND PREPARE FOR BATTLE.HOWEVER HE MUST HELP DUMBLEDORE DISCOVER THE SECRET OF VOLDERMORT IMMORTAL QUEST.IN TIS STORY,OUR HARRY PORTER,RON,AND GRANGER NED TO FACE THEIR LOVE PROB ALSO.IN THE END, HOGWARD HEADMASTER,DUMBLEDORE KILLED BY SNAPE THE "HALF BLOOD PRINCE.
SO MANY THING HAPPEN TIS YEARS LIKE OUR KING OF POP:MICHAEL JACKSON DEAD...SAD.HIS SONG SO NICE EXSPECIALY BEAT IT,THRILLER,YOU ARE NOT ALONE N MORE.........HE CN DANCE WELL TOO,HE CR8 ALL THE DANCE HIMSELF LIKE THE FAMOUS MOONWALK....XX TODAY,ME PLAN TO GO GURNEY WATCH IEC AGE 3D VERSION,BT TOO BAD THE TICKET SOLD OUT,HAIZ....SO CHANGE PLAN TO WATCH HARRY PORTER AND THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE.TIS STORY BEGIN TAT HARRY SIXTH YEARS IN HOGWARD(THE WIZARD SCHOOL)HARRY HAS BECOME STONGER WITH AN OLD POTION BOOK TAT BELONGS TO "THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE",HARRY IS ABLE TO INCREASE HIS MAGICAL KNOWLEDGE AND PREPARE FOR BATTLE.HOWEVER HE MUST HELP DUMBLEDORE DISCOVER THE SECRET OF VOLDERMORT IMMORTAL QUEST.IN TIS STORY,OUR HARRY PORTER,RON,AND GRANGER NED TO FACE THEIR LOVE PROB ALSO.IN THE END, HOGWARD HEADMASTER,DUMBLEDORE KILLED BY SNAPE THE "HALF BLOOD PRINCE.
Movie Today
Tdy me n CH go Gurney c movie like recently,we c 2 movie tdy, thr r Dragon Ball Evolution n Race To Witch Mountain.
Dragon Ball Evolution so suck,the whole movie so normal nth intresting n Master Roshi hav hair n no shell,nt like original Dragon Ball.James Wong a!!!y u do so suck d movie!!!
Race To Witch Mountain leh is opposite if compare with Dragon Ball.The ROCK RULESSSSSSSSSS I LUV U bt I NT GAY.Tis movie veri nice..it about relationship between alien n human,r human enemy?or trusted fren?
Dragon Ball Evolution so suck,the whole movie so normal nth intresting n Master Roshi hav hair n no shell,nt like original Dragon Ball.James Wong a!!!y u do so suck d movie!!!
Race To Witch Mountain leh is opposite if compare with Dragon Ball.The ROCK RULESSSSSSSSSS I LUV U bt I NT GAY.Tis movie veri nice..it about relationship between alien n human,r human enemy?or trusted fren?
CLHS 1st term exam in 2009 Part 1
Tdy exam liao,haiz bt i haven read much book yet...
1st day:Akaun n BM
Akaun:take tio paper c liao then wa so hard dunno hw do....authough it juz 1 paper 3 ques bt tis 3 ques can make us die liao.Giv 1 web to myself n my class:WWW.GG.COM.MY
BM:so easy..maybe can score ^^
2nd day:Add Math,BI n Chemistry
Add Math:1 paper 5 ques...arhhhhh y add math so hard...sure GG dT.T
BI:easy also i think--
Chemistry: okok the ques..bt my teacher MARIA so kuai lan dun wan let me borrow eraser make me lost 4 mark T.T
TO BE CONT.......
1st day:Akaun n BM
Akaun:take tio paper c liao then wa so hard dunno hw do....authough it juz 1 paper 3 ques bt tis 3 ques can make us die liao.Giv 1 web to myself n my class:WWW.GG.COM.MY
BM:so easy..maybe can score ^^
2nd day:Add Math,BI n Chemistry
Add Math:1 paper 5 ques...arhhhhh y add math so hard...sure GG dT.T
BI:easy also i think--
Chemistry: okok the ques..bt my teacher MARIA so kuai lan dun wan let me borrow eraser make me lost 4 mark T.T
TO BE CONT.......
Friday Activities
Tdy is our sch 1 year 1 time d race,cz wan go early so i 5.00 wake up ard n eating breakfast.At 6.10 Wei Hau come my house n we ready to go Youth Park.At 6.30 we arrive thr n walk to Youth Park Field.At thr we hard to c plp,cz too early,we like in darkness so we sit thr n kap siao sikit while w8ing fren come.
Finally i saw Mr Fu then we go find FishBall (our classs teacher,XD)tick name.After tat we juz w8 at field n kap siao with other fren.
1Hour Past..........7.30 nw
The Race Finally Start!!!!3.......................2............................1....................................Poom.All the form 3 kia cheong aaaaa,after form 3 run is our form 4 turn.Me found Chen Hau,Ming Chuan n Kai Wen(Lee)we plan to walk whole race,lol.When we walk til in front gate of botanical garden,we saw some plp ard run out botanical garden....their speed so fasst,do they take a shortcut or wat i think.Ya ya,i rmb in the race i kick tio form 1 or form 2 plp....cz he too short n i no c him,when i kik tio he i tot i kik tio a big rock.....lol
1 hour more past.We arrive at end line,then we go find class teacher tick name again n gather in Youth Park Canteen.After i find teacher tick name i go canteen liao cz too hungry n thirsty.WOW the canteen so many plp,when go inside it,tat so hot....i saw some plp steal some drink n snack n go outside liao cz too many plp n seller cant c.
After we gather thr then we wan go out of Youth Park liao bt the race activities haven end ,still gt giv price time.So we backdoor n past then stupid dog(prefect).At 1st we go Ming Chuan house bath n change cloth.In the way go thr,Ken Fai become veri annoy, he like 1km will ask we arrive liao ma?1 km 1 time,feel wan kill him.We take bus go to Ming Chuan house cz Ken Fai too tired.
Tis year we juz 6 plp compare to last years d 8 plp.We go stall eat 1st cz all hungry ard.The waiter come ask wat we wan liao.
Then Ken Fai say"2 telur separuh masak dan roti bakar"
Chen Hau say"1 Milo'o Ice wan sugar"cz he nt veri hungry yet
Me say "2 roti telur dan milo Ice dun wan sugar"
Let c wat the stupid thing make
Ken Fai d is become Roti Telur
Chen Hau d become Milo'o Ice no sugar
Mine d become 1 roti telur n Milo Ice with many sugar,aaa too sweet.
After some minutes we go Gurney liao.1st we go buy movie ticket .We buy Street Fighter:The Legend Of Chun Li.OMGG the ticket is 18PL cham liao ltr dunno can in or nt.Ok time up,we readu go c movie,then we show the ticket checker the ticket,mana tau he tell us go stand a side.....Then we think cham liao,wat will happen leh,bt En Rui N Lim Eng passed the counter n we so am teh.Tat pig feel like me oldest of tis group cz me look more mature then they r,he keep ask me age n whr my ID.zzz
Wah,the form 5 group also tio,haha,we all send in c no plp wan c d movie "KUNG FU CHEF"The whole movie so lame i think,maybe cant compare with Street Fighter.After tat we go play some games n then walk go One Stop.
We go One Stop KFC eat dinner.I order lunch set then wah,the fried chicken so small compare to Farlim KFC.Then Ken Fai order fillet o fish,bt come with a chicken burger,i think he tdy veri tulan Malay liao..lol.
Ohh,time go so fast,6pm liao n Chen Hau mum wan come fetch us bac home liao.Haiz me go home still nid tuition,so sien.
~END~
Finally i saw Mr Fu then we go find FishBall (our classs teacher,XD)tick name.After tat we juz w8 at field n kap siao with other fren.
1Hour Past..........7.30 nw
The Race Finally Start!!!!3.......................2............................1....................................Poom.All the form 3 kia cheong aaaaa,after form 3 run is our form 4 turn.Me found Chen Hau,Ming Chuan n Kai Wen(Lee)we plan to walk whole race,lol.When we walk til in front gate of botanical garden,we saw some plp ard run out botanical garden....their speed so fasst,do they take a shortcut or wat i think.Ya ya,i rmb in the race i kick tio form 1 or form 2 plp....cz he too short n i no c him,when i kik tio he i tot i kik tio a big rock.....lol
1 hour more past.We arrive at end line,then we go find class teacher tick name again n gather in Youth Park Canteen.After i find teacher tick name i go canteen liao cz too hungry n thirsty.WOW the canteen so many plp,when go inside it,tat so hot....i saw some plp steal some drink n snack n go outside liao cz too many plp n seller cant c.
After we gather thr then we wan go out of Youth Park liao bt the race activities haven end ,still gt giv price time.So we backdoor n past then stupid dog(prefect).At 1st we go Ming Chuan house bath n change cloth.In the way go thr,Ken Fai become veri annoy, he like 1km will ask we arrive liao ma?1 km 1 time,feel wan kill him.We take bus go to Ming Chuan house cz Ken Fai too tired.
Tis year we juz 6 plp compare to last years d 8 plp.We go stall eat 1st cz all hungry ard.The waiter come ask wat we wan liao.
Then Ken Fai say"2 telur separuh masak dan roti bakar"
Chen Hau say"1 Milo'o Ice wan sugar"cz he nt veri hungry yet
Me say "2 roti telur dan milo Ice dun wan sugar"
Let c wat the stupid thing make
Ken Fai d is become Roti Telur
Chen Hau d become Milo'o Ice no sugar
Mine d become 1 roti telur n Milo Ice with many sugar,aaa too sweet.
After some minutes we go Gurney liao.1st we go buy movie ticket .We buy Street Fighter:The Legend Of Chun Li.OMGG the ticket is 18PL cham liao ltr dunno can in or nt.Ok time up,we readu go c movie,then we show the ticket checker the ticket,mana tau he tell us go stand a side.....Then we think cham liao,wat will happen leh,bt En Rui N Lim Eng passed the counter n we so am teh.Tat pig feel like me oldest of tis group cz me look more mature then they r,he keep ask me age n whr my ID.zzz
Wah,the form 5 group also tio,haha,we all send in c no plp wan c d movie "KUNG FU CHEF"The whole movie so lame i think,maybe cant compare with Street Fighter.After tat we go play some games n then walk go One Stop.
We go One Stop KFC eat dinner.I order lunch set then wah,the fried chicken so small compare to Farlim KFC.Then Ken Fai order fillet o fish,bt come with a chicken burger,i think he tdy veri tulan Malay liao..lol.
Ohh,time go so fast,6pm liao n Chen Hau mum wan come fetch us bac home liao.Haiz me go home still nid tuition,so sien.
~END~
Class Tdy
WA,tdy our 4SP1 teacher change our place,haiz......me tio change til front,so sien n cant slp ard T.Tbt change place cant control our noise,wakakakaka.When physics period,can say also the most boring period,she alway ka ki kong ka ki song(say self self answer)VERI HATE TIS TYPE TEACHER,bt our class many tis type teacher...
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